♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
Whoa!
McGEE: Dear Mom,
Today we played monkey in the middle...
and this monkey was playing to win.
To unleash the whirlwind
you need the control of the hummingbird.
[hums] But first...
What's with the necklace?
It's the first Kung Fu medal I ever won.
If I don't kiss it before my battles I'll lose my Chi.
Wait...the butt‐kicking karate queen needs Chi rituals?
Yeah. Observe, grasshoppers.
Let me see!
Cool!
Not funny, McGee!
I just wanna look at it for a second.
Whoops... Wah!
My good luck medal!
I'm useless without it.
You don't need a medal to be awesome...
you're Gretchen the Kung Fu queen!
Now show us what you got!
Maybe you're right!
Hi‐yah!
[loud clatter]
Wow, that's one tough apple.
That apple should've been applesauce!
I was hoping for an apple fritter actually.
McGee! You totally de‐Chi‐ified me!
Get serious. You haven't lost your Chi.
You have no idea...
Whoa!
Maybe it's taking a nap?
You were saying?
Come on, Gretch.
Everyone's a klutz once in a while.
I'm not! Or at least I wasn't.
I used to have fists of fu.
Whoa!
Ah!
Now I'm just one, big, Chi‐less klutz!
What?
Gretchen lost her Chi?
How?
Uh...I might've maybe... kinda messed with her ritual.
Pffft, no big deal!
Great Squatchie's Ghost!
McGee, this is a big, big deal!
It's time you campers heard the legend of...
the Dark Monkey!
Puppet show!
Long ago, a wandering master
journeyed to Lakebottom in search of lost Chi.
Yay!
The master arrived at the ancient Monkey Temple
and challenged the dastardly Dark Monkey!
Sock it to him, stripey!
You will never defeat me, foolish sock warrior!
Gah! Your monkey fu is strong!
Too strong!
But the Master rediscovered the Chi
in the most unexpected way...
Yay!
And defeated the evil warrior!
Take that, and that, you foul chimp!
Wow. So Chi's really a thing!
And are those my socks?
But who was the Master?
You gotta tell me!
We've been sworn to secrecy.
She'd kick our heinies if we told.
Who's hungry for scrambled cockroaches?
Wah!
[gasp]
Master Rosebud!
If anyone can help me get Gretchen's Chi back, it's you!
The socks squealed, not us!
I never trusted that striped one!
Mark my words.
The Monkey Temple is more terrifying
than a barrel of mutant scorpion puppies...
And I have fart cabbage to fricassee.[bell dings]
Only a real master could fricassee a fart cabbage!
And I'm a real klutzoid.
Buck up, Gretch.
I'll get Rosebud to help if it's the last thing I do!
[groan]
Hopefully before you destroy the camp.
What part of no do you not understand?
Please, Rosebud?
I totally messed up Gretch's chi
and I gotta help get it back!
I mean look at her.
She's a total Chi‐saster!
[sigh] Okay.
But it will be hard work.
There is no cheating the Chi.
Yes!
To find the inner Chi, you must do exactly as I say.
The crane may float but the wings stay dry.
Hi‐yah!
There...now you try.
Yay!
Come on, Shaolin Gretch, you can totally do this!
Hii‐yes!
I'm doing it!
Whoa!
Make the breeze your friend and the plates your kite.
Your turn!
[loud crashing]
Chi is like the perfect French fry,
hiding deep within the potato.
Peel away doubt and it shall be revealed.
Hii‐yaa!
Ooh!
Whoa!
Come on, Gretch. You can do this.
[sigh]
What's the use?
My Chi's gone kung‐fuey.
Ow! Ow! It's the Potato‐pocalypse!
When doing spin kicks,
we must always make sure your shoes are tied.
Don't worry, Gretch.
We'll get your Chi back the same way Rosebud did!
Uh, Master Rosebud,
will we be jogging past the Monkey Temple?
No way! That place is bad news.
But shouldn't we go see it
so we know where we should never go?
Hmm...you got a point.
This way!
There is the Temple.
Never, ever go here!
Now...on with the training!
Psst! Now's our chance!
But Rosebud said, "That place is bad news."
She also says her slug soup is a little sip of heaven.
[shudder]
Okay! Follow me!
You really think this place will help me‐ aah!
I'm okay!
Hah...Ugh...Oof.
Whoa!
Guys, check this out.
This must be the Dark Monkey!
How is a picture of a monkey gonna help me
get my Chi back?
Free! [cackles]
Aw, cute monkey!
Want a banana?
You're the one that fought Rosebud and got her Chi back!
Can you fight our friend too? What?
Rosebud...is your... counsellor?
It was she who imprisoned me
and now I will have vengeance!
[chitter roar]
Monkey...Doom!
[screaming]
Oof! Ow.
Um...now would be a good time to pull your Chi together.
I believe in you!
Hiiiyo‐Oof!
Foolish campers.
Quiver before the primate powers of the Dark Monkey!
[chitters]
Hang on, Gretch!
Whee!
Oof.
Ah!
Prepare to taste monkey defeat!
Bah! My simian skills are wasted on children.
It is Rosebud I'm after!
[chitter]
Rosebud!
Rosebud's gonna get monkey stomped!
No she's not...
'Cause we're gonna put that Lame Ape back in his scroll!
Shields away!
Woo hoo!
Yes!
Ahh!
Yeah!
Woo hoo!
[laughter]
Whoa!
♪ I'm coughing up a fur ball of love for you ‐ ♪
Wuh?
Where is the one called...
[chitter]
Rosebud?
Hello, this is my 'me' time!
Yikes!
And remember campers, stopping to smell the flowers
can be dangerous!
Hi‐yah!
Where is the one called Rosebud?
[nervous laughter]
How about we discuss this
over a yummy banana split ‐
Where...is...Rosebud?
[angry chitter]
Nice!
Guess we threw a monkey wrench into his plans!
You don't stand a chance against my Chimp Fu!
Nu‐uh!
Your Chimp Fu is weak compared to our‐
Infinite LakeBottom Chi! Huh?
[laugh chitter]
Prepare to face my fist‐like feet of fury!
[chitter]
Let's show Ape Face what Rosebud's students can do!
Yikes!
Yah! Whoa!
I'm coming, McGee!
Stinky Gitch strike!
Gah! [groan]
Caught by my own tighty‐whiteys!
[angry chitter]
McGee!
Time to step up to the plate!
[♪]
[gulp]
Gah! Gretch, it's now or never!
But I've got no Chi!
Do something!
Ohh! We're doomed!
Hurry!
Whoa‐ugh.
You do have Chi!
Just find your perfect inner fry!
ROSEBUD: Chi is like the perfect French fry...
Gah here goes nothing!
Hi‐yah!
[battle cry]
Aw yeah!
Do that Kung Fu that only you can do!
Enough games!
I really must destroy you now.
Hi‐yah!
Yeah!
The perfect fry!
You want ketchup with that?
And the last rule of training is
always make sure you went to the washroom before battle.
Master Rosebud.
[gasp] The perfect fry!
My teachings have worked!
You found your Chi.
And you did it without your medal.
Dibs on the monkey nose‐Chi fry!
ALL: Ew.
What? Five second rule.
[♪]